MY NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

I can't resist posting this.  My sister Sherrie sent it to me because it reminded her of our Mom.  It's pretty darn funny, but the sad part is, it could be us in a few short years if we're not careful!


I think if we go steady with Will Power and just use John we may never have to date the rest of those losers!

 

MY NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!.
 


As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

 Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

 What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer; or whatever his name is. I forget!

and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam, Jose Quervo or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company.

 Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings!!!!!!!